tastefullyoffensive:

Famous Quotes That Have a Completely Different Meaning When Said by a Different Person [via]

Previously: Fitness Quotes Over Pictures of People Drinking

tastefullyoffensive:

Well Dressed Animals With Rap Quotes by Berkley Illustration

Previously: Rap Lyrics as Poetry

hothotphone:

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You’re standing outside the shop, palms sweating, waiting for what feels like hours. A young impudent girl on a streamer-clad bicycle circles the corner. You make eye contact with her and as she sticks her tongue out, her eyes entirely roll back into her head. It’s scorching hot, to the…

hothotphone:

You’re standing outside the shop, palms sweating, waiting for what feels like hours. A young impudent girl on a streamer-clad bicycle circles the corner. You make eye contact with her and as she sticks her tongue out, her eyes entirely roll back into her head. It’s scorching hot, to the…

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Grammar Nazis. Literally. (h/t Slate)