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The majority of sports commentary during games. [via]

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Joan Rivers on her own funeral. [via]

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Joan Rivers on her own funeral. [via]

burningmanhateweek:

Start your biodiesel saliva hyrbrid art car engines and beat it, shitwigs. Yes fellow haters, the oppressive and rancid fog of patchouli, grass-fed grass, and self-satisfaction has begun to lift over the greater Bay Area and elsewhere as exodus begins. Haight Street has hushed, Dolores Park is…

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Famous Quotes That Have a Completely Different Meaning When Said by a Different Person [via]

Previously: Fitness Quotes Over Pictures of People Drinking

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Well Dressed Animals With Rap Quotes by Berkley Illustration

Previously: Rap Lyrics as Poetry

hothotphone:

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You’re standing outside the shop, palms sweating, waiting for what feels like hours. A young impudent girl on a streamer-clad bicycle circles the corner. You make eye contact with her and as she sticks her tongue out, her eyes entirely roll back into her head. It’s scorching hot, to the…